Love me Tinder

I look into your eyes Until my battery dies And I know I know I was right to swipe right I charge my phone up Lie it on my pillow So you are by my side All day and all night Is this the beginning of Love? ...Or how house fires start? Either way I... Continue Reading →

Plastic Fantastic

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